Ask me lots of questions i get bored easily >.<
Theme made by Max Davis.
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know
Those fries could be salted with tears
via laugh-addict
(Source: obesealpaca)
This electric cigarette has been making me smoke more..
I thought it was supposed to help you quit -.-
Ichigo, what is the difference between a king and his horse? I don't mean kiddy shit like "One's a person and one's an animal" or "One has two legs and one has four." If their form, ability, and power were exactly the same, why is it that one becomes the king and controls the battle, while the other becomes the horse and carries the king?!
(Source: bloodydifficult)
- Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
- Parents: Ok, cool.
- Me: Your luggage is outside
